Maxperson
Morkus from Orkus
I'm too much of a smartass. That interaction would have ended with...I sometimes have conversations with people that remind me of one of my Army roommates. The first day we met, the first thing he says to me is "I'm not gonna lie man, I used to do a lot of drugs." Every single interaction with him just reinforced that initial statement. My favorite?
A friend stops by my room to let me know our ride was there and my roommate looks at his nametape on his uniform.
Roommate: "how do you pronounce that?"
Friend: "It's baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za?"
Friend with a very confused look, slightly slower: "baw-za"
Roommate: "bay-za... I knew it. Is that German?"
Me: Sha Na Na.