Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Dannyalcatraz]

I think this is a texas size mattress

View attachment 407897

Nah- Alaskan.

 

[dragoner]

Texas would be thicker, judging by the toast. lol

 

[trappedslider]

Word of the day: MUFFIN-WALLOPER – (Victorian English) someone who likes a catch-up with a friend over a lovely cup of tea.

 

[Ulorian - Agent of Chaos]

Word of the day: MUFFIN-WALLOPER – (Victorian English) someone who likes a catch-up with a friend over a lovely cup of tea.

A catch-up huh?

 

[RealAlHazred]

Nah- Alaskan.

"Texan" implies larger, though.

 

[Ryujin]

"Texan" implies larger, though.
480 × 567

Texas? Big? Ontario would like to have a word.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Texas? Big? Ontario would like to have a word.

Psh! Based on the map, you could fit three Ontarios and another Texas inside of Texas and still have room left over!

 

[Willie the Duck]

"Texan" implies larger, though.

Yes, but the Alaskan sized king bed is 108"x108" (11664 inches-square) compared to the meager 80"x98" (7840) of a Texas King. As per usual, Texas is 'lower-48 large.' That, or we'll say the Alaskans need more space for extra blankets.

Reference for metric/non-Americans:
Alaska: 274cmx274cm (7.53m^2)
Texas: 203cmx249cm (5.06m^2)
regular American king bed: 203cmx193cm (3.92m^2)

Texas? Big? Ontario would like to have a word.

Look, if we do this properly, the Yakutia region of Russia has all other subnational regions bested by (I'm not proud of this) a country mile.

 

[CleverNickName]

A Texan took a vacation to New England. He had only been at the hotel for 2 days, but everyone was already sick of hearing about how "everything is bigger in Texas." The toast? "It's bigger in Texas." The trucks? "We have bigger ones in Texas." The tomatoes? "Oh that's nothing, you should see the ones we grow in Texas." He wouldn't let up.

Finally, one of the waiters at the hotel restaurant had had enough. He sent a lobster to the Texan's table.

When it arrived, the Texan exclaimed "Hoo wee! What in tarnation is that?!"

"Why that's a Maine crawfish," the waiter deadpanned.

"Oh, I see," he leaned forward and squinted. "But it's just a youngin' ain't it?"

 

[CleverNickName]

Ya know, the more I learn about the 2024 rules changes, and the more "just use the 2014 rule for that" posts I come across, the more comfortable I am with my decision to stay with the original 5E.