Nah- Alaskan.
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trappedslider
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Word of the day: MUFFIN-WALLOPER – (Victorian English) someone who likes a catch-up with a friend over a lovely cup of tea.
Ulorian - Agent of Chaos
Legend
A catch-up huh?
RealAlHazred
Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
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RealAlHazred
Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
Psh! Based on the map, you could fit three Ontarios and another Texas inside of Texas and still have room left over!
Willie the Duck
Hero
Yes, but the Alaskan sized king bed is 108"x108" (11664 inches-square) compared to the meager 80"x98" (7840) of a Texas King. As per usual, Texas is 'lower-48 large.' That, or we'll say the Alaskans need more space for extra blankets.
Reference for metric/non-Americans:
Alaska: 274cmx274cm (7.53m^2)
Texas: 203cmx249cm (5.06m^2)
regular American king bed: 203cmx193cm (3.92m^2)
Look, if we do this properly, the Yakutia region of Russia has all other subnational regions bested by (I'm not proud of this) a country mile.
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
A Texan took a vacation to New England. He had only been at the hotel for 2 days, but everyone was already sick of hearing about how "everything is bigger in Texas." The toast? "It's bigger in Texas." The trucks? "We have bigger ones in Texas." The tomatoes? "Oh that's nothing, you should see the ones we grow in Texas." He wouldn't let up.
Finally, one of the waiters at the hotel restaurant had had enough. He sent a lobster to the Texan's table.
When it arrived, the Texan exclaimed "Hoo wee! What in tarnation is that?!"
"Why that's a Maine crawfish," the waiter deadpanned.
"Oh, I see," he leaned forward and squinted. "But it's just a youngin' ain't it?"
Finally, one of the waiters at the hotel restaurant had had enough. He sent a lobster to the Texan's table.
When it arrived, the Texan exclaimed "Hoo wee! What in tarnation is that?!"
"Why that's a Maine crawfish," the waiter deadpanned.
"Oh, I see," he leaned forward and squinted. "But it's just a youngin' ain't it?"
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CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
Ya know, the more I learn about the 2024 rules changes, and the more "just use the 2014 rule for that" posts I come across, the more comfortable I am with my decision to stay with the original 5E.
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