Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Jahydin]

My coworker either has ADHD or a drug habit.

Next time they pop by, shine a flashlight in their eyes.

 

[gnarlygninja]

My coworker either has ADHD or a drug habit.

por qué no los dos?

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

My coworker either has ADHD or a drug habit.

Not mutually exclusive, you know.

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

lol from reddit:

OP: The Grim Reaper knocks on your door. He goes, “you have five minutes then we gotta go.” What did you do in those five minutes?

person's response:
ask my mom if it's okay i go.

"My mom says i can't go"
Grim reaper: "That's...that's not how this works"
Mom said no and i shouldn't be talking to strangers shuts door

I read that with Bobby Hill’s voice.

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Not mutually exclusive, you know.

They don't seem like the self-medicating type -- although obviously, you never can tell -- just shockingly unable to remember what was discussed 15 minutes before, including contradicting their own ideas.