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[payn]

Acts of the Nuclear War God?

"Nuclear weapons make me feel powerful like the way God must feel when he is holding them." -Homer Simpson I've heard.

 

[Maxperson]

Reminds me of life insurance that does not apply for “acts of god or nuclear war.”

That at least makes some sense as it's about the life of the person. Not covering the phone in my pocket if it's destroyed by a nuclear blast? Not so much.

 

[payn]

Karaoke night

 

[prabe]

Acts of the Nuclear War God?

Sign me up!

 

[Scribe]

So, I'm pretty much 99% sure that this work I'm doing is grossly inefficient, and the process could be improved dramatically, but its too complicated and we do not have the bandwidth to actually look at it logically.

 

[Autumnal]

A friend and me in chat this evening:

 

[trappedslider]

well that was an attempt to get that thread closed.....thankfully it didn't work

 

[Mad_Jack]

In cases like that my character falls on his sword and dies instantly. Walk away.

We had a DM way back when that insisted everything in the world had to be determined by a random die roll fleshed out by his brilliant creative improvisation.
The adventure was a total non-starter, and after about fifteen minutes the party just looked at each other and checked out en masse - Several party members walked out into the forest and started cutting down trees to build a boat to sail off to a different continent. My monk locked himself into their room at the inn and went on a hunger strike, starving to death, and the paladin announced he was going to devote the rest of his life to trying to drink himself to death.

Kind of like car insurance where the vehicle isn't covered for damages by civil war, or acts of God.

Some day I'm going to call up my insurance company and ask them in all seriousness if that clause involves acts of any God, or just the Christian one... And, now that I think about it, do they consider the Great Old Ones to be Gods?

Karaoke night

I'm personally a much bigger fan of Siouxsie's version of it...

 

[Dannyalcatraz]

I'm personally a much bigger fan of Siouxsie's version of it...

Ditto that!