Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Dannyalcatraz]

Y’all are kidding yourselves if you think you got some weak-ass grandmas. You think they can’t handle some swearing or nudity? You’re only here coz they got down.

And yeah, cancer.

My grandmothers- both 1st grade teachers and standing under 5’- were not weak.

My maternal one lived 10 years with a terminal cancer diagnosis- probably because Death didn’t want its ass kicked- and was still breaking apart live crabs for her gumbo with her bare hands.

My paternal one absolutely decked one of my cousins who implied that she was weak.

But profanity and parading around with too much skin showing (a VERY malleable standard, depending on circumstances*) was strictly forbidden.







* my Mom had a Playboy Bunny uniform as an older teen. Her stepfather got it for her from the club.

 

[Ryujin]

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This hearkens back to the old mechanics' joke about the woman who came into the shop, looking for a new 710 for her car.

 

[trappedslider]

"You don't get it, son. This isn't a mudhole... it's an operating table, And I am the surgeon."

 

[el-remmen]

A refreshing moment in the in-person D&D game I play in with a new DM and 3 other players who are also new (I purposefully made a character who takes a backseat to others and often says "Tell me when it is time to smash stuff) upon being questioned by guards as we entered Waterdeep as to if anyone could "vouch for [us]."

I had my character sarcastically claim "Yeah, the great wizard Elminster," and the DM asked me if I had made that up because he had no idea who Elminster is despite running in the Realms. I kinda loved it.

 

[RealAlHazred]

He's just some sage adventurers consult for magic item command words. Pay him no mind.

 

[el-remmen]

Don't you hate when you mean to post about something in this thread in a vague or general fashion but you accidentally post it in the thread it is about where it is 100% obvious?

Oops!

 

[Whizbang Dustyboots]

Y’all are kidding yourselves if you think you got some weak-ass grandmas. You think they can’t handle some swearing or nudity? You’re only here coz they got down.

A few weeks before she died, by paternal grandmother was talking about how she had to chase alligators out of the dog kennel. So, yeah.

 

[overgeeked]

On today’s episode of taking things too literally…

Your average monthly comic book has about 22 pages of story. Most are 32 pages with 10 pages of ads. The average page has about 5 panels. Some will be single-image splash pages while others will be a tight 3x3 grid. So the average comic book has about 110 panels of art per issue.

So if a picture is worth 1000 words…

 

[Scribe]

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No thanks.