Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

[Mannahnin]

I prefer to call it "my unique character." Thanks for noticing!

"...my own particular..."
"Idiom, sir?"
"...Idiom!"

 

[RealAlHazred]

This is not an attitude, it's my personality.

Exactly! It's not a bug, it's a feature!

 

[FrogReaver]

My wife appears to be immune to the Chickenpox vaccine. She has been vaccinated 3 or 4 times and still shows 0 antibodies for it when she has her blood tested.

Lizard person!

 

[Staffan]

You know if you’re one of the people who needs this.

I unfortunately couldn't find a non-karaoke video version of this one:

In the sphere where I was born,
Lived the oldest gnome I've seen,
And he told us of his life
In the Gnomish Space Marines.
So we jammed up to the sun
In our fine well-built machine,
And we joined the stately ranks
Of the Gnomish Space Marines.

[chorus]
We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Got our tinkers all aboard,
All the ones we could afford.
Our kazoo band likes to play. . .
[musical interlude]

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.

Giant hamsters move the wheels,
And they drive our great machine.
They give us spaham for all our meals,
And bite us only when they're mean.

We're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.
Yes, we're all part of the Gnomish Space Marines,
The Gnomish Space Marines, the Gnomish Space Marines.