Congrats, mythago. And welcome to the bar. I was admitted in '95.
Got the 3 kids, spouse, and cat too, but no hamster for me.
You probably already know, but my recommendation is to smile and enjoy the lawyer jokes. Besides, they are always talking about those "other guys", not you.
Interesting to note the several attorneys who've chimed in; I also think of Orcus (Clark Peterson). Looks like gamer/parent/attorney is a pretty popular multi-class.
as a genetic jew with no real grasp of cultural or religious jew-ness i would normally claim this role (clay golem specifically) but if you so much as know what the inside of a synagogue looks like you are the easy winner