Small Gods: Myriad Puntheons
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Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
Lmao Tzu - transcendent spirit of an ancient eastern mystic, whose followers teach us about the Way of Mirth, and that the sound of one hand clapping is much funnier when accompanied by a whoopie cushion.
Tzu Suun - ancient Chinese warrior, killed way before his time when he charged on the count of "two"; now honored as a minor god over the domain of Unfortunate Things that Happen Prematurely. Yes, including that.
St. Rofl - Patron saint of laughter and linoleum; martyred by a heathen cult who spun him to death on a large rotating wooden frame, a torture device known today as a roflcopter.
Rrrra - once worshipped by a (short-lived) cult of ancient Egyptian pirates who only spoke backwards.
Tzu Suun - ancient Chinese warrior, killed way before his time when he charged on the count of "two"; now honored as a minor god over the domain of Unfortunate Things that Happen Prematurely. Yes, including that.
St. Rofl - Patron saint of laughter and linoleum; martyred by a heathen cult who spun him to death on a large rotating wooden frame, a torture device known today as a roflcopter.
Rrrra - once worshipped by a (short-lived) cult of ancient Egyptian pirates who only spoke backwards.
Peter Parkour, demigod of freerunning.
One I posted here but elsewhen...
Great Old Juan, Elder God of greasy Mexican food, writer of the insane recipes that were gathered into the Nachonomicon, and proprietor of Call of Chalupa: the Taqueria of the Gods!
Great Old Juan, Elder God of greasy Mexican food, writer of the insane recipes that were gathered into the Nachonomicon, and proprietor of Call of Chalupa: the Taqueria of the Gods!
Wee Jas Philbin, goddess of Magic, Death, Law, and Vanity (specifically on Game/Talk shows).
(I can't stop- please help me!)
(I can't stop- please help me!)
Theo R Cwithin
I cast "Baconstorm!"
Alas, it is my unprofessional opinion that you are quite doomed:
Ibn Da Ne al'Katrazz - long forgotten philosopher of the deserts of a distant planet known only as the Enworld; slain by a gang of irate flumpfs; now an insane, muttering demi-godling over the domain of obsessive/compulsive theological punnery, including the darkest knowledge of the myriad puntheons of the multiverse.
Coming soon to a Binder's Expansion Sourcebook near you!
Mathew_Freeman
Adventurer
You, sir, win teh Internets.
Ee-Rick No'ah, small god of obsessive information gathering.
I'm sorry to say this kind of wordplay is roughly as addictive as crystal meth -- and not nearly as slimming.
I'm fresh out of gods, but I do have a new character idea to share: Orlando Curioso. He's an explorer whose dream is to travel to the four corners of the world and even to the moon. Needless to say, he's also small, adorable monkey.
