D&D 5E So long and thanks for all the fish!

"I'm not here," said Hermione firmly. "You can't write anything more about me, because I've completely and utterly gone from this thread numquam fui."

"Me neither," agreed Throg. "No more Throg stuff. You on your own. Jeg er ikke her."

"You going my way?"

"Why not?"

And they strolled off arm in arm into the sunset.
And there formed their own splinter party, run on a different night of the week than the main group.......
 

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Spiton looked at his departing comrades, then at the group entering the restaurant.

"Don't forget about me! Guys! Guys?"

...and the conflicting emotions within him unleashed a flood of magic unlike any he had ever felt.

It was his most bardic moment, as he began to play a tune on his slide trombone that mystically transmogrified into something greater: no longer a slide trumpet was heard, but voices, drums, and instruments none present could identify!

[video=youtube;CdqoNKCCt7A]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A&sns=em[/video]
 

To the closing tune of Don't You (forget about me)

Dear Mr. DM, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Thread in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is

Throg........An athlete
Gildan........a brain...
THAC0: ...and a basket case...
Hermione: ...a princess...
Spiton: ...and a criminal...

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Party Club.
 




To the closing tune of Don't You (forget about me)

Dear Mr. DM, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Thread in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is

Throg........An athlete
Gildan........a brain...
THAC0: ...and a basket case...
Hermione: ...a princess...
Spiton: ...and a criminal...

Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Party Club.
Well played.:cool:
 


So Long, And Thanks For All The Flounce



Sashi was a lowly Herder in the high plains of the Oblong Mountains.

Her Herd: A large flock of Alpine Flounce.

Now, if you weren't aware of the Alpine Flounce, you wouldn't know that these highly intelligent beasts were actually herding singular humanoids and keeping them separate from each other. This was because when humanoids met, inevitably an argument would ensue and then Magic would end up destroying part of the world.

The Flounce were not evil, nor were they good.....
 

Ah, the majestik Ælpine Fløuncë...

A Fløuncë once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the Fløuncë with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge...
 

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