CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
I hate them all. Not a single one is worthy of an upvote.
Aberrant Dragonmark - we get it, you're eeeeeevil. Evil isn't the same as Interesting, though, is it?
Bountiful Luck - oh goodie, more rerolling.
Dragon Fear - for people who like their Intimidate checks to be really, really complicated.
Dragon Hide - the lengths people will go to for a +1 to AC...
Drow High Magic - someone on the Internet talked you out of being a sorcerer and now you regret it?
Dwarven Fortitude - should have called this Yet Another Second Wind
Elven Accuracy - crit-fishing is a plague upon the land
Fade Away - take this feat, and in 3d6 days you'll wish you had taken a +2 to Int instead.
Fey Teleportation - wanted to play Eladrin but your DM said no?
Flames of Phlegethos - make your phiery phlames even more phiery.
Orcish Fury - there are better and more creative ways to waste your Reaction.
Prodigy - half-elves should get this for free at first level OH WAIT
Revenant Blade - look! It makes all the numbers go up! That means it's good, right?
Second Chance - not just More Rerolling, this one is Forced Rerolling. Oh goodie.
Squat Nimbleness - chose Dwarf but hate Dwarves? Take this feat and your Dwarf will drive like a Human!
Svirfneblin Magic - gesundheit
Wood Elf Magic - more like Cherry Picked Druid Magic
Aberrant Dragonmark - we get it, you're eeeeeevil. Evil isn't the same as Interesting, though, is it?
Bountiful Luck - oh goodie, more rerolling.
Dragon Fear - for people who like their Intimidate checks to be really, really complicated.
Dragon Hide - the lengths people will go to for a +1 to AC...
Drow High Magic - someone on the Internet talked you out of being a sorcerer and now you regret it?
Dwarven Fortitude - should have called this Yet Another Second Wind
Elven Accuracy - crit-fishing is a plague upon the land
Fade Away - take this feat, and in 3d6 days you'll wish you had taken a +2 to Int instead.
Fey Teleportation - wanted to play Eladrin but your DM said no?
Flames of Phlegethos - make your phiery phlames even more phiery.
Orcish Fury - there are better and more creative ways to waste your Reaction.
Prodigy - half-elves should get this for free at first level OH WAIT
Revenant Blade - look! It makes all the numbers go up! That means it's good, right?
Second Chance - not just More Rerolling, this one is Forced Rerolling. Oh goodie.
Squat Nimbleness - chose Dwarf but hate Dwarves? Take this feat and your Dwarf will drive like a Human!
Svirfneblin Magic - gesundheit
Wood Elf Magic - more like Cherry Picked Druid Magic
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