Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

Simplicity · Oct 15, 2002

Here's my entry:

Unhand me, Vecna!
Ere my vorpal sword makes you
Less contiguous.

jester47 · Oct 15, 2002

ARRRRG! Silly internet!

tarchon · Oct 15, 2002

Re: My entry

Flynn said:
Fiendish dire bovine,
Holy cow will not survive
The big beef battle.

Maybe:
Crazy warlock casts.
Fiendish dire bovine appears.
"Unholy cow!" I shout.
?

Drew · Oct 15, 2002

Templates

What hath 3E wrought?
Eric N's Half-Fiend love child
and Vampire troll monks!

River · Oct 15, 2002

My Entry:

Caught the blast again.
Friendly fireballs ... aren't
Damn chaotic mage!

Doc Ezra · Oct 15, 2002

Entry

Funny dice clatter,
Thrown by one whose hero died,
Against the far wall.

-Doc

Brisk-sg · Oct 15, 2002

My Haiku -

Twenty faces resolve
Heroic action's triumph
Fate's fickle presence

SemperJase · Oct 15, 2002

A critical hit?
What is needed to confirm?
Roll the d20!

der_kluge · Oct 15, 2002

My entry

A damn handsome man
really generous to boot
see: Teflon Billy

Cake Mage · Oct 15, 2002

The Dwarven Bard

my axe so shiny
sound of battle, taste of blood
the edge red; orcs dead