Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Kirowan]

This is dedicated to my speckled strawberry D20 from Chessex Manufacturing.

Nestled in my sack
I fondle you, don't fumble
Roll into my heart.

-Nick

 

[ruemere]

Haiku

Dedicated to the memory of all those unwashed crowds at cons:


Neither fiend's ire,
Nor momma's words most dire...
This bard smells vile!


Regards,
Ruemere

 

[Sammael99]

Don't think I'll win anything with this, but hey, it's a laugh :

Stick in the "currents event" section :

Crimson blood splashing
On the delicate leaves of spring,
Why is this not vile ?

 

[waterfacet]

More Haikus

A comment on the number of entries:

Who can read them all?
Players write haikus to death
and I am one too.

My entry:

Bard is a hard work
Need to be strong like half-orc
to carry make-up


Another one that is twisting back and forth (probably my best but still not my entry!):
Lightning of fire
is like the hen and the egg
both good when cooking

And for your pleasure:
DM:Alea iacta est
Yoda:Hmm, no good my result was
Yoda:so once more I roll

Fun for Darian Damas, and me:
The land was empty
so DM made up a town
of dire badgers
(no it didn't happen!!! For any god's sake!)

I am at my work
people pay for my time here
not to write haikus

 

[dreadnought]

Haiku you too

A great sadness falls;
Dodecahedron at "one"
Hacked off own foot.

 

[Paragon Badger]

Chaotic Neutral
Never let rogue behind me
Where did my pants go?

 

[Wulf Ratbane]

Wulf I'm still laughing at your Haiku - truly inspired (although it really should have been 'this alignment is so kewl')

Thanks, I am happy to amuse.

I toyed with kewl, I thought about !33+, in the end I decided it was better both to avoid slang and more importantly, to go for alliteration.

Yep. Gotta shoot for the alliteration.


Wulf

 

[cyphertube]

My fighter's lament

Here goes my craziness:

Brilliant energy
spiked chain with reach still cannot
whirlwind out ten feet.

 

[BennyG]

Here is my feeble attempt...

Me is Half-orc bard.
Me sing, not so gud, dance bad,
bash you gud with lute!

Benny G

 

[Dextolen]

Orc Bard Haiku

Strumming and singing
The mandolin strings break free
It makes a good club