Teflon Billy's post-ENnie Haiku Contest. WIN TONS OF D20 STUFF

[Pielorinho]

A verdant velvet
Cloak draped on coral skin. Aaaaugh!
Green slime! Get it off!

Daniel

PS This is a great thread -- thanks for the laughs, all!

 

[Stone Angel]

1/2 orc bard

Out of place or not
Horrendous breath with one tusk
what beautiful song

 

[Sidran]

Halfling Haiku

Like a Dragonfly,
I have been through the woods
Oof, and almost squished.



My Grasshopper friend
See me yawning, see me stretch
Sing me lulibies.

In the cold darkness,
The spell Continual Flame
Warms me none at all


Lonely graveyard lich,
Its drafty betwixt thy bones
Hear them shiver, so

Wild midnight wind song
Rustling the Sidhe down
For the Flower dance

 

[GravyFingerz]

Billy I like stuff
I am sort of like the Fonz
I will jump the shark

 

[Theron]

Dungeons and Dragons
Cool October after school
Life forever changed

 

[TommyTutone]

Consider this one mine (I haven't read but the first few, so I do not know how it'll compare):

Me am STRONG half-orc,
Watch me barsh things with me club,
Me not so good with haiku though.

 

[Sir Edgar]

So many d20
What the heck is OGL
Now all go to hell

 

[Sialia]

a trembling drop
at blossom's edge, plot dangles . . .
post, Piratecat, post.






-

 

[darklight]

Couldn't sleep, so I thought I'd post a haiku I just thought up
As I have already posted a contest entry, this one is just for fun.


"Peaceful forest folk"
Your lies cannot hide the thruth
All elves are evil


Just a small pointer to the hidden role of elves in my campaign

darklight

 

[Sagiro]

Please use the first one as my official entry, unless there's a different one you like more.


Fiendwurm stomach ache
"Portalectomy, I beg...
Demons give me gas!"

The next person who
says "Evard's Black Testicles"
loses ten X.P.

Pancake breathing fire
Farts to move, engenders awe:
Half dragon, half flumph.

Exasperated Half-Orc
Orc father, not place
where Robin Williams comes from.
Keep your genres straight!

"Bartender, that smell
is coming from the roof!" "Oh?
Otyughs on the house!"

Bump bump bump bump bump
Bump bump, bump bump bump, bump bump
Sepulchrave, wake up!

Author takes acid
"One for the Fiend Folio!
Tirapheg! It's great!"

Natural Twenty!
Critical Hit! Massive Pain!
Oops... it's a construct.

"Hey, a big black door!
I jump in and draw my... huh?
It's a Sphere of WHAT?"

My DM's a jerk.
She won't let me keep my gun
from "Barrier Peaks."

Ten foot pole, spikes: check!
Torches, rations, spellbooks: check!
One Blind Kobold: check!

Beautiful rhythym,
Humor, wit and relevance:
Iconic Haiku!

It's the perfect plan
For overcoming all foes:
Buff, Scry, Teleport!

-Sagiro