Tell me about flumphs in your world

[el-remmen]

I can't say in case one of my players reads this, but they will find out before the campaign is over. [insert evil laugh here]

 

[Sejs]

Delicious with a pat of butter, and a light coating of blueberries and syrup. Just be careful not to cook them past a light golden brown, though.

That's just sick, Henry. I mean downright disgusting.











Flumph with blueberry and syrup? What, do you put apricots and icing sugar on your steak, too? Everyone knows you have sauteed onions and mushrooms with a red wine sauce for flumph. Or stuff them with mushrooms, peppers and brown rice.

Did you say fly-by farting?

Only if they have the feat.

 

[edbonny]

Flumphs are the white, fluffy clouds of my world... When they clump together in large numbers, you have a dark and stormy flumph-sky. When they are feeling gassy, the whole world knows by the smell. When they are feeling really gassy, hurricane strength winds blow across the land. When they cry, it rains.

A beautiful cloudless day is one full of fresh air. Don't underestimate it.

- Ed

 

[Ace]

I want all the details!

In the original version of my game world -- back when it was a kitchen sink where every monster had a place (and I do mean every monster) Flumphs were fron the void -- basically the Cuthulu dimension -- unlike other Eldritch horrors Flumphs don't cause taint and are quite friendly

 

[Piratecat]

(With extreme apologies to Ruthann Friedmann.)

Who's floating out from under a stairway
Buoyed with gas that's lighter than air
Who's dropping down to impale a rodent
Everyone knows it's Flumphy

Who's bobbing down the streets of the city
Squirting his musk at his enemies
Who's lawful good with acid a-squirting
Everyone knows it's Flumphy

And Flumphy has stalky eyes
If turned over he can't fly
And Flumphy will prob'ly cry
From lack of love, from lack of love

And Flumphy has stalky eyes
If turned over he can't fly
And Flumphy will prob'ly cry
From lack of love, from lack of love

Who's really garnered everyone's pity
So small he'll only come up to your knee
Who's been rejected over at WotC
Everyone knows it's Flumphy

Who's hoping to be an improved familiar
Called by a slightly psychotic PC
Who's got his tentacles brimming with loving
Everyone knows it's Flumphy....

 

[The_Gneech]

*smites Piratecat out of envy, wishing he'd thought of that*

-TG

 

[Henry]

It's so... beautiful!

Darn YOU! I can't fit all that into a .sig!

*cries and runs away*

 

[Richards]

Very nicely done, Piratecat!

Johnathan

 

[mythusmage]

A psychic, levitating jellyfish. Actually an evolved Cubozoan, or boxed jellyfish. One that 'evolved' a brain and other advanced features. Though deital meddling is sometimes blamed for the neural development. Generally regarded as being severely autistic.

 

[Khayman]

Flumphs? In my campaign?

Three words: flatulent crime boss.