Photographer Lady: "Do you have any issues with nudity?"
Homer: "Well, I don't, but the block association does! Seems they wanted a traditional Santa Claus!"
Flanders: "I did all the stuff the Bible says, even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff! I've even kept kosher, just to be on the safe side."
Otto (listening to music on headphones in store): "Man, all these bands are just ripping off Judas Priest!" (takes headphones off, showing original headphones underneath, playing music)
Homer: "Turn that noise down, I can't hear myself think!"
(noise is turned down)
Homer's Brain: "I want some nuts."
Homer: "Okay."
Announcer (about a baseball player): "He's pointing up at the stadium....probably at a little boy who's dying."
Bart: "Mum, am I dying?"
Marge: "No."
Lisa: "Is he, Mum? You can tell me."
Hans Moleman: "Oh no....my brains."
Lisa: "What do you need all those papers for?"
Wiggum: "Well, we're house-breaking a new ploice dog....and it probably wouldn't hurt Ralphie to brush up on the fundamentals."
Ralph: "Daddy says I'm this close to living in the yard."
(Can't recall who said this.): "Dude! You're kissing a girl! That is so gay!"
Bart: "It's just one of those things they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson."
