The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Cadence]

My posts are like bad faith comments
Bad faith comments are my favorite screed
Oh, oh, oh, trolling the board with my bad faith comments
There ain't no moderator warning that I will ever heed

I ain't got a good point, but I'm still hitting these keys
Even the people that agree with me are the enemy
I got lots of good thoughts, but that isn't what I need
Because I gotta use the internet to get this bile out of me
And I'm usin' all the fallacies, count 'em one, two, three

First you hominem (That's when you take it to the man)
Then you haculum (You give a little fear and it's never enough)
And then you're ready to condemn
(That's what they get for calling you out)
Now I'm addicted 'cause someone replied to my comment

Oh, oh, oh, my posts are like bad faith comments
Bad faith comments are my favorite screed
Oh, oh, oh, trolling the board with my bad faith comments
There ain't no moderator warning that I will ever heed
Bad, bad faith comments.



You're welcome!

Lines 2 and 4 are especially gold at the start, and stanza 2 is very nice. I am now attempting to not take the time to see if a few others seem a bit off because they are or because the version in my head is.

Can you arrange a vacation day for me to work on this?

 

[payn]

1. Contempt is the soul of annoyance.

2. Nothing breeds contempt like familiarity.

3. I am most familiar with myself.

4. Therefore, the person who most annoys me on this messageboard is ... me.

5. So if I had the power to remove myself, would I then come back ... but even more annoying?


Those who do not learn from history, are doomed to engage in the same conversations over and over again until they realize they have taken the opposite position from the one they had last year.

Are you saying a block self feature is needed? Once you make your posts, they will no longer be available for you to see?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Yes you would

So you're saying I would rise again, like a ... vampire?

 

[Cadence]

So you're saying I would rise again, like a ... vampire?

Or a... wait, what was that other thread about. How many days would it take?

 

[darjr]

Your contempt breeds with your familiarity?

Don’t you need a license for that?

 

[billd91]

Your contempt breeds with your familiarity?

Don’t you need a license for that?

Does that fall under animal husbandry?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Or a... wait, what was that other thread about. How many days would it take?

I was originally going to write some variation of "And on the third day. Snarf returned to comment again."

But then I thought better of it.

Wait .... CADENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Cadence]

I was originally going to write some variation of "And on the third day. Snarf returned to comment again."

But then I thought better of it.

Wait .... CADENCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Would anyone believe you could stay away that long?

 

[Umbran]

So, if you had the power to remove the <some number under 12> people who most annoy you on an RPG messageboard, would others fill the void?

I can say from experience that yes, others fill the void.

1. Contempt is the soul of annoyance.

2. Nothing breeds contempt like familiarity.

3. I am most familiar with myself.

4. Therefore, the person who most annoys me on this messageboard is ... me.

And since the thing you hold most in contempt is bards, you are therefore... a bard?

Either that, or you are New Zealand pizza topping....

 

[Bolares]

ALL ABOARD THE SNARF IS A BARD TRAIN! TCHOO TCHOOO