The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Snarf Zagyg]

And since the thing you you hold most in contempt is bards, you are therefore... a bard?

Either that, or you are New Zealand pizza topping....

.....I ..... um ....


Dang it.

I walked right into that one.

 

[payn]

.....I ..... um ....


Dang it.

I walked right into that one.

9 out of 10 Bards agree, we hate ourselves.

 

[Gradine]

“Battle not with bards, lest ye become a bard, and if you gaze into the New Zealand Pizza, the New Zealand Pizza gazes also into you.” - Nietzsche, probably

 

[Bolares]

“Battle not with bards, lest ye become a bard, and if you gaze into the New Zealand Pizza, the New Zealand Pizza gazes also into you.” - Nietzsche, probably

I was going to say "the pizza can only gaze back if it has eyes". But then I stopped and realized... EVERY NEW ZEALAND PIZZA HAS EYES IN IT.

 

[Malmuria]

In the next stage of capital, investment will no longer be associated with return. Kickstarter will replace the new york stock exhange. When you support a company, you will get an NFT, proof of which you can then share on twitter. Sharing NFTs in such a manner will become the next, and final, form of human sociality. Plushies will still be a stretch goal, however.

 

[Malmuria]

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

In the next stage of capital, investment will no longer be associated with return. Kickstarter will replace the new york stock exhange. When you support a company, you will get an NFT, proof of which you can then share on twitter. Sharing NFTs in such a manner will become the next, and final, form of human sociality. Plushies will still be a stretch goal, however.

Formless Void, State of Confusion, January 19, 2022 /PRNewswire/ -- Snarf Zagyg, a semi-sentient division of The Walt Disney Company, Inc. (NYSE: DIS), is proud to announce that Snarf Zagyg and all of his comments, threads, and occasional animated gifs, will now be moving to blockchain.

"Whenever I'm writing comments to annoy my follow RPGers, I think to myself, 'Self, how can I combine my twin loves of angering the blood of others and leveraging acronyms and concepts that I don't understand in order to monetize them?' And that's when I knew I had to move a blockchain-based solution for my comments with additional, monetized NFTs that will provide exclusive links to past comments on such diverse topics as, 'Bards- they're terrible,' and 'Bards- should they be dead or deader?'" said Snarf Zagyg, an actual person with real thoughts and totally not the unholy Frankenstein creation that emerged when The Walt Disney Company created too many nested LLCs and SPEs and somehow, one of them became sentient and started posting on the internet.

 

[Umbran]

I walked right into that one.

Sorry. I could not resist.

 

[CleverNickName]

The thread was locked right out of the gate? I've never seen that before. It's for the best, though. Because yes...obviously.

I work for a multinational consulting company, and our workplace badges have been doing that since 2006.

 

[Cadence]

The thread was locked right out of the gate? I've never seen that before. It's for the best, though. Because yes...obviously.

I work for a multinational consulting company, and our workplace badges have been doing that since 2006.

I assume I should take it as a win that I am unable to tell who put up the laugh emoji