The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[MarkB]

What someone posts on the internet:

I would like help with X.

What someone means in plain English:

I would like you to acknowledge how awesome I am.

And when they say "I want help balancing this", they generally mean "I want you to help me slip this past my DM."

 

[Thomas Shey]

The problem is that they set their expectations long before they got to the table.

Same thing, different phrasing.

 

[trappedslider]

Also uncle gets scary possessive about the ring.

 

[CleverNickName]

"Everyone on Reddit says that this is balanced."
-one of my players, showing me the most unbalanced thing ever printed.

 

[overgeeked]

And when they say "I want help balancing this", they generally mean "I want you to help me slip this past my DM."

And when it's the referee who's making the post...

 

[payn]

Will still be trying to figure out hit or flop years from now

 

[CleverNickName]

Will still be trying to figure out hit or flop years from now

The list of What Constitutes a Flop grows larger every time I check.

 

[payn]

The list of What Constitutes a Flop grows larger every time I check.

Every single dollar, and view, and, and, and, and... is counted. It wont ever stop.

 

[billd91]

Also uncle gets scary possessive about the ring.

When this came up on my wife’s Facebook feed, she nitpicked it because when Bilbo was 111, Frodo was still just 33.
I was so proud of her!

 

[trappedslider]