Zeno: I don't like pineapple.
Achilles: Dude, pineapple is the best. It's always been the best.
Zeno: Look, I'm glad you like pineapple. I'm sure you enjoy it. But ... it's just not my thing.
Achilles: That's unpossible. It's pineapple. If you don't like it, there's something wrong with you.
Zeno: Wait, what? I mean, there's things you don't like. You won't eat sushi, for example!
Achilles: Yeah, but that's sushi, brah. We're talking about pineapple. You can't possibly not like pineapple. You probably haven't even eaten pineapple.
Zeno: I've eaten pineapple plenty of times. I just don't like the taste.
Achilles: Yeah, well taste differently.
Zeno: ..... how do we know each other, again?