Ever since I was brought in as a witness on a case of a store owner selling stolen computers, I've wanted to sit on a jury. I didn't get to see a lot of the inner workings of the Canadian justice system, at the time, because the Defence Counsel requested that witnesses be held outside, until called. All I know about was my time on the stand. I was subpoenaed something like 4 times and there were 7 hearings. The defendant went through 8 lawyers.I've gotten a summons probably at least three or four times now, but every time I call in the night before and they say I'm not needed. Not sure whether it helps or not that my last name begins with T...
In any event, if I do eventually get called in, I intend to walk in there with a huge, insane smile on my face like getting called for jury duty was my greatest dream in life, be incredibly happy and pleasant to everyone, and answer the jury selection questions like I'm being interviewed after winning an award. I'm pretty sure that will creep everyone out to the point that they won't select me, lol.
(Honestly, though, if I ever do get called, I'd be honored to serve...)
My employer is big on civic duty and I'd receive full pay.You say that now, but wait until you get selected for a three week trial and get paid in a ham sandwich and $20 a day. Most jobs aren't required to pay you while you're on jury duty. Some do, but they don't have to.
Me, too. Personally, I think the notion that civil service is a chore or somehow ignoble is one of the most pernicious "ideals" to have infected the modern brain, at least in the US.(Honestly, though, if I ever do get called, I'd be honored to serve...)
I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying that if you are less fortunate in life you shouldn't be made insolvent by performing a civic duty.Me, too. Personally, I think the notion that civil service is a chore or somehow ignoble is one of the most pernicious "ideals" to have infected the modern brain, at least in the US.
Agreed.* The eternal pursuit of money has become more important than the well-being of civil society. For us plebes, it's out of necessity to make a living; and for the fat-cats it's to assuage their obsession with growing ever fatter. It's sort of a vicious circle, I suppose, and unfortunately it's only getting worse.I'm not disagreeing. I'm just saying that if you are less fortunate in life you shouldn't be made insolvent by performing a civic duty.
It shouldn't be that way.
I personally know people who've had to scramble to cover rent because they weren't getting paid for a couple weeks.
I had to testify in court one time, and I think everyone was weirded out that I was so jazzed to do so.In any event, if I do eventually get called in, I intend to walk in there with a huge, insane smile on my face like getting called for jury duty was my greatest dream in life, be incredibly happy and pleasant to everyone, and answer the jury selection questions like I'm being interviewed after winning an award. I'm pretty sure that will creep everyone out to the point that they won't select me, lol.
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I've gotten a summons probably at least three or four times now, but every time I call in the night before and they say I'm not needed. Not sure whether it helps or not that my last name begins with T...
In any event, if I do eventually get called in, I intend to walk in there with a huge, insane smile on my face like getting called for jury duty was my greatest dream in life, be incredibly happy and pleasant to everyone, and answer the jury selection questions like I'm being interviewed after winning an award. I'm pretty sure that will creep everyone out to the point that they won't select me, lol.
(Honestly, though, if I ever do get called, I'd be honored to serve...)