The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Umbran]

Dogs are only slightly more discerning than goats in their dietary choices.

Things my wife has had to surgically remove from the stomachs of dogs: Linoleum. Charcoal briquettes. Wood. Rocks. Socks. Clocks (well, okay, a wristwatch). A deflated, but otherwise intact, soccer ball.

And, there have been a few things that needed to be removed non-surgically. Those happen on what we might call, "Dog Butt Surprise Day".

 

[J.Quondam]

Lets be honest....cat farts smell like whatever food they eat. Dogs are only slightly more discerning than goats in their dietary choices. Their farts are akin to Military grade biological weapons.

My folks have a mutt, still less than a year old. She'll come into the room, fart audibly, then walk back out, stopping just long enough to look back coyly over her shoulder.
She's quite the flirt.

 

[RealAlHazred]

And, there have been a few things that needed to be removed non-surgically. Those happen on what we might call, "Dog Butt Surprise Day".

Since we had to move my dog to prescription Urinary food, his farts have become noticeably worse, approaching Geneva Convention levels of toxicity.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

They say, "Nothing is worse than tearing down the things people enjoy for your own pleasure."

To which I reply, "You are wrong. There is something worse. Long conversations about dog farts. Soon you will be offering up the things you love for me to destroy. You know this to be true."

 

[el-remmen]

Things my wife has had to surgically remove from the stomachs of dogs: Linoleum. Charcoal briquettes. Wood. Rocks. Socks. Clocks (well, okay, a wristwatch). A deflated, but otherwise intact, soccer ball.

A friend of mine's dog was in for surgery to remove a squeaky toy he'd eaten. When he was back home and ostensibly recovering he continued to have signs that something was wrong. They brought him back. They found out he had managed to somehow get and eat a ball of surgical gloves while at the vet so they had to open him up again!

 

[darjr]

I’m so sorry!

Can we go back to talking about toxic food additives?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

I’m so sorry!

Can we go back to talking about toxic food additives?

What else do you want to know about pineapples?

 

[Umbran]

Can we go back to talking about toxic food additives?

You want to go back to talking about pineapple?

 

[darjr]

Do they give pets flatulence?

 

[Umbran]

Do they give pets flatulence?

I know it isn't toxic to dogs or cats. They shouldn't be eating large amounts of sweet stuff, though, so they probably shouldn't eat enough to make a difference.