Mannahnin
Scion of Murgen (He/Him)
I am an old gamer, which means I recognize four types of gamers: Real Men, Real Rôle-Players, Loonies and Munchkins. As a devotee of the Best RPG of All Time (Spawn of Fashan), I place myself in the Loonie category.
(By Lawrence R. Raimonda, Dragon Magazine 128, December '87)
U 2 Kan Earn Big Bux!
Take this exam, and join the adventuring horde!
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