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Frumious Flumph (Your Grace/Your Eminence)
"You can never trust anything you see on the Internet." -- Abraham Lincoln Michael Scott
Got all my fingers and toes still!Also, I hope everybody practiced safe celebrating this Fourth of July.
And the hoooooooomeAlso, I hope everybody practiced safe celebrating this Fourth of July.
Really, the only thing they did wrong was putting the bottle rocket in the dirt. It doesn't have enough force to pull itself out; that's why they call them bottle rockets. Storing the rest of the fireworks under the gas tank of the car is a good way to do it, especially if the car is insured. And keeping a baby in front of you, six feet from the fireworks, is just solid self-defense!
To paraphrase the philosopher Miley Cyrus, "those threads you write but never post. . . that's who you really are."
Pfff, hardly.Really, the only thing they did wrong was putting the bottle rocket in the dirt.
To paraphrase party girl, Gertrude Stein, "Snarf Zagyg? There is no there there."I'm not sure I understand this concept. Not only do I find it inconceivable that I would deprive the world of every single thought that might go whooshing in the vacuum betwixt my ears, I am reasonably certain I have posted threads I have never written.