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Little Known Fact: It used to be called "German Bread Pizza" but was changed during WW1 and later after 9/11 was briefly called "Freedom Bread Pizza"
And the most popular topping was sauerkraut - sorry - "Liberty Cabbage".
Edit: freakin' autocorrect changed my attempt to say topping with topic
 
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See, back in the day, we used to walk five miles in a snowstorm ... UPHILL ... just to eat one slice of pizza. ONE SLICE.

And we didn't have pineapple as a topping. No, we didn't have any toppings at all! If we asked for a topping, the pizzeria owner would smack us upside the head and throw us out. We got a piece of cheese, and we liked it ... WE LOVED IT. And then we'd have to walk back home, five miles in that snowstorm ... uphill again. With the memory of that single slice of pizza to keep us warm.

And that's how pizza should be. You yung 'uns, with your pineapple and your kimchi and your udon noodles and your jelly donuts on top of your pizza? You don't even know what real pizza is! No sir. You don't earn your pizza anymore. You barely taste it.
 



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