The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[Ryujin]

N00b.

Real magic users can't use crossbows.

If I see you with much more than a dagger and a staff, I'm revoking your ability join me in yelling at clouds.

Perhaps, but Warlocks do. In one canned 4e adventure I kept running into situations in which the attackers were consistently in places that were both physically out of reach, and beyond that magical 10 square range that all Warlock powers seemed to be limited to. Hell, in one case an NPC Shadar-Kai Warlock was both out of that range and had an Eldrich Blast of 20 squares (10 more than PC Warlocks).

I killed her with my crossbow, simply out of spite.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Perhaps, but Warlocks do. In one canned 4e adventure I kept running into situations ….

I’m sorry. I can’t count past 1.
-Bernhard Riemann

 

[Cadence]

I’m sorry. I can’t count past 1.
-Bernhard Riemann

One is plenty.
-Banach and Tarski.

 

[Cadence]

I’m sorry. I can’t count past 1.
-Bernhard Riemann

Ancient take:

You get to one?!?!
-Zeno


More modern take:

Only an amateur would worry about that.
-Henri Lebesgue

 

[Ryujin]

I’m sorry. I can’t count past 1.
-Bernhard Riemann

When you get to two, you've come full circle - Jamshid al-Kashi

 

[trappedslider]

One is plenty.
-Banach and Tarski.

One is the loneliest number

 

[trappedslider]

 

[Cadence]

One is the loneliest number

Your mistake was trying to measure it.
-Giuseppe Vitali

(Which makes a lot more sense if everyone takes a semester of measure theory instead of something related to their own interests ).

 

[Mad_Jack]

One is plenty.
-Banach and Tarski.

If "There Can Be Only One" then why did they make 2?
- Highlander fans

 

[CleverNickName]

Scene: The session zero of my new campaign. Seven nerds are gathered around a table with dice, a few beers, and some sandwiches.

Player: I'm gonna roll up a ranger.
Everyone else: (groans loudly)
Player: Come on guys, what's so bad about the ranger?
Everyone else: (talking all at once with one reason after another, each trying to outdo the last)
Player: Okay okay, fine, sheesh. I guess I'll play a bard instead.
Everyone else: (cries of outrage and anguish)
Player: That's what I thought. Ranger it is.
Everyone else: (murmurs of surrender)