The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[MarkB]

So, what happens if Elrond suggests Gandalf et.al. take Bilbo to the havens so Gandalf and Bilbo can hop a boat to Valinor with the ring?

According to Fellowship of the Ring, they get turned back at the borders for carrying contraband.

 

[Cadence]

According to Fellowship of the Ring, they get turned back at the borders for carrying contraband.

Pretty mean of the Valar to call Bilbo contraband, but fits the Vala's idiom up to that point.

 

[Ryujin]

Pretty mean of the Valar to call Bilbo contraband, but fits the Vala's idiom up to that point.

It's not Bilbo. It's his penchant for "Pipe Weed." The Valar are about as enlightened as an unenlightened mid 1980s person.

 

[Cadence]

It's not Bilbo. It's his penchant for "Pipe Weed." The Valar are about as enlightened as an unenlightened mid 1980s person.

Now I'm picturing Gandalf and the hobbits deciding to come back to middle earth when they see the big no smoking sign at the other end.

 

[billd91]

It's not Bilbo. It's his penchant for "Pipe Weed." The Valar are about as enlightened as an unenlightened mid 1980s person.

It's well known that Bilbo had to give up smoking due to his advanced age. It's all about the edibles now.

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

It's not Bilbo. It's his penchant for "Pipe Weed." The Valar are about as enlightened as an unenlightened mid 1980s person.

 

[Gradine]

What are these terrifying creations that are hanging out with the little boy who loves berries and cream?

 

[Ryujin]

When you're on the Pipe Weed, pretty much any food is awesome.

 

[Gradine]

Did they finally make a live-action Aqua Teen Hunger Force?

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

When you're on the Pipe Weed, pretty much any food is awesome.

But it's much harder to find a pizza that pleases Mayor O.D. McCrack!