Haikus are easy,Google's Bard is also flumoxed when asked for Richard Wright's Haiku 302 (similar to ChatGPT) - says it doesn't exist, makes one up given a line, and the count isn't 5-7-5.
Or the possibility that you (you, the person having the problem at every table; not you, Thomas Shey) are the problem.
Much of my own gaming life has been shaped by the people who were available for me to game with, so I'm very sympathetic to your first paragraph, to be clear.
Both AI poems'Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.
I see you drivin'Haikus are easy,
but sometimes they don't make sense
refrigerator.