fireinthedust
Explorer
I voted cows. I grew up on a farm, and let me tell you, you don't want to be a cow. It's milking at 6am and 6pm everyday, and if the human or robot doesn't do it on time, it hurts like hell and you get mastitis. That is, your udder goes purple and hard like a rock. On top of it, you don't have sex - they inseminate you artificially. To make things worse, they take the young ones away at birth and feed them formula, so your precious milk can go down the throat of your masters. You stand in your own poo all the time, and when the milk supply goes below 20,000 pounds per year, a truck comes and takes you to paradise, where they put a bolt in your front head. Cow life over, McDonalds, I'm coming.
I bet people voting off Minotaurs feel *pretty* lousy right about now. All the more reason to join my campaign against humans! (and human-looking changelings/skrulls)