As long as i get to be the frog
Children are the future and are living people but folks act as if they were toy extensions of their parents and raising them was some kind of pastime. It's a serious activity and it should be regulated like a serious activity. Not just have regulation mind you, but be stringently regulated like any other serious undertaking.
Additionally, parents as a demographic need to be taken down a peg. They have a tendency to bully other adults, either indirectly through lobbying for unnecessary and oppressive laws, or directly by using their status as a parent as an excluse to demand preferential treatment unrelated to the raising of their children. Especially the former; many of the most egregiously unnecessary laws can be traced back to parents acting in the capacity of parents
When you have kids I hope every bit of your time together gets stringently regulated and that you get taken down a peg etc etc etc.
Okay I don't really wish that. I really wish you would see that pretty much every bad thing you could do to a kid is already illegal and more regulation on top of that just won't be beneficial. More regulation just isn't a silver bullet to solve all problems.