Things that are better with bacon

[reveal]

So much for my sinister plot to get you banned.

I thought I heard an evil laugh coming from that direction. I thought it was just my boss.

 

[Desdichado]

I'd like to think that The Universe is a bigger man than this...

He'd like to think so too!

 

[reveal]

He'd like to think so too!

And thanks to Joshua for taking the heat for me.

 

[Queen_Dopplepopolis]

He'd like to think so too!

*smacks head*

Ugh! Boys!

 

[reveal]

*smacks head*

Ugh! Boys!

We can't help it. Some of us are just born that way and some cultivated it over years of experience.

 

[Desdichado]

Where is the "big" man himself, anyway? I'd love to see his reaction to all of this...

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

If God wanted us to eat fish, He wouldn't have put them under the water.

Scallops, clams, oysters, on the other hand, He clearly intended for us to eat. That's why He glues them to rocks, so they are easy to find. Lobsters and crabs are permissible, as well, since He made them dumb enough to wander into traps.

In high school, we had a good marine biology program, with our own boat. As a special field trip, we went out shrimping one night. One of the guys insisted in grossing out all the girls (and half the guys) by eating live shrimp.

 

[Rel]

Where is the "big" man himself, anyway? I'd love to see his reaction to all of this...

Where do you think he is?! He's driving, to Red Lobster.

 

[fusangite]

Scallops, clams, oysters, on the other hand, He clearly intended for us to eat.

Are you part of that medieval Jewish heresy that decided that God wanted us to do the exact opposite of the Mosaic Law?

 

[reveal]

Are you part of that medieval Jewish heresy that decided that God wanted us to do the exact opposite of the Mosaic Law?

He can't hear you. He's too busy eating his raw-beef milkshake.