Things that are better with bacon

[Desdichado]

He can't hear you. He's too busy eating his raw-beef milkshake.

Uhh... on second thought, nevermind. That's too far, even for me...

 

[reveal]

Uhh... on second thought, nevermind. That's too far, even for me...

I was gonna say something but I figured you were just hallucinating again.

 

[fusangite]

He can't hear you. He's too busy eating his raw-beef milkshake.

Ideally, it should be a raw pork & scallop milkshake.

 

[reveal]

Ideally, it should be a raw pork & scallop milkshake.

This is true. But really any meat and dairy together is considered non-kosher. Throw in some scallops and you're just asking for trouble.

 

[kenobi65]

But really any meat and dairy together is considered non-kosher.

Indeed; though I'm not Jewish, I've been told about that particular bit of kosher law. "The cow can't give twice," is how I've heard it described. It also makes the cheeseburger non-kosher (though, if you used fake cheese, maybe you could get away with it... )

 

[reveal]

Indeed; though I'm not Jewish, I've been told about that particular bit of kosher law. "The cow can't give twice," is how I've heard it described. It also makes the cheeseburger non-kosher (though, if you used fake cheese, maybe you could get away with it... )

If you haven't tried them, get yourself some kosher hot dogs, specifically either Best Kosher or Hebrew National. They HAVE to be 100% beef or they wouldn't be kosher. I refuse to eat any other kind of hot dog because kosher dogs make all other hot dogs taste like what they truly are (and we all know what's in a non-kosher hot dog ).

 

[BigFreekinGoblinoid]

At the risk of sounding strange and vulgar, I would like to offer a suggestion that sex be followed up by bacon in lieu of a tobacco product. Don't knock until you try it.

-I'm not fat - really!


edit- ok, not a new idea for this thread. But definitely a play tested one.

how about this? :

Bacon wrapped chicken roasted on a skewer is fabulous

Even better than the Filet Mignon wrapped in bacon - they just complement each other so.

 

[WayneLigon]

Bacon and beans! A strip of bacon added to the beans and cooked with them gives them a nice ham flavor. Cooked bacon crumbled over white beans can't be beat. Black-eyed peas and bacon. Makes you slap your momma.

Bacon bisquits. Just put the crisp, crisp bacon in between two bisquit halves. Mmm.

Bacon-wrapped shrimp, cooked in an iron skillet with some herbs and lime juice.
Really, nothing much can't be improved by the magic of bacon.

In fact I'm eating some right now, so my ENWorld surfing experience has been improved by bacon.

My favorite Werewolf NPC: Macon Bacon, a Bone Gnawer who ran a truck stop in deepest rural Georgia, where you could get the All-Star All American Fried Breakfast: three eggs, five strips of bacon, sliced half a tater with the skin on and two Jimmy Dean sausage patties all fried up in the same iron skillet and served in that as well.

 

[Rodrigo Istalindir]

Indeed; though I'm not Jewish, I've been told about that particular bit of kosher law. "The cow can't give twice," is how I've heard it described. It also makes the cheeseburger non-kosher (though, if you used fake cheese, maybe you could get away with it... )

I was out at a job site one time, working on their network really late. Got hungry, wandered across the way to a strip mall where I had seen a sign for pizza. Walked in and ordered a large with sausage, pepperoni, and extra cheese. Saw this absolutely horrified look on the face of the girl working the counter, who stammered out 'Uh, we don't have that.'

I'm thinking, 'What kind of lame pizza joint is this.' Then I look around, and read the signage, and realize it's a *kosher* pizzeria.

Let me tell you, a pizza with some sort of psuedo-tofu-meat is just not right.

 

[Wyn A'rienh]

All Hail the Queen

Queen Dopplepopolis, you are a Goddess.

I just finished eating dinner. A yummy concoction of chicken breasts cut into strips that were wrapped with bacon and grilled, plopped in a hot dog bun, and topped with ranch dressing and diced tomatoes. The whole family is in agreement - these things are amazing! Even my daughters like them, and they are the pickiest eaters ever.

Thanks!