“We will now resume our first quarterfinal match featuring the best of the Chaotic Good forces against the best of the Lawful Evil forces.
Making his way into the arena and starting at position 115N115E, this combatant measures 6 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 150 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle, eventually losing to Neutral’s bat swarm. Representing the forces of Chaotic Good, please welcome the protectar Protectaaaaaaaaaaaaar!”
Protectar enters to the wild cheers of the Chaotic Good faction of the audience. He is a tall, beautiful human dressed in elegant white robes and a white breastplate. A pair of feathery wings sprout from his back. He carries a heavy shield and prepares his longsword for battle.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N0E, this combatant measures 5 feet 11 inches tall and weighs 185 pounds. A former Hall of Famer, he has a record of three wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. In his loss, he was pounded by the much tougher astral energy monster. Representing the forces of Lawful Evil, please welcome the void mind grimlock L.L. Goooooooooooooon!”
As he enters the arena, L.L. Goon sneers, apparently surveying the crowd. But that would be impossible since he has no eyes. A muscular humanoid, L.L. has thick, gray, scaly skin and a trickle of pale green, translucent goo running down his neck. The source is probably a single tentacle of the same color jutting from his forehead. He readies his battleaxe for his unseen opponent.
Psybo communicates telepathically to the two combatants. “Protectar will have the initiative in the first round unless the Chaotic Good representative tells me otherwise.”