“And now for our final quarterfinal match of the CR 2 edition of the Tournament of Champions! This match features the best of the Lawful Good forces against the best of the Chaotic Evil forces.”
Making its way into the arena and starting at position 115N0E, this combatant measures 3 feet in diameter and has a negligible weight. It has an impressive record of five wins, zero losses, and one draw in the main battle, and is a former member of the Hall of Fame. Representing the forces of Lawful Good, please welcome the lantern archon Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrchon!”
A glowing ball of light enters the arena and stops at its starting spot.
“Now making his way into the arena and starting at position 0N115E, this combatant measures 3 feet 3 inches tall and weighs 50 pounds. He has a record of two wins, one loss, and zero draws in the main battle. He battled three mephits, and his only loss came at the hands of the last one, a water mephit. He claims that he was born ready to fight in the arena. Well, let’s see how he fares. Representing the forces of Chaotic Evil, please welcome the young redcap Jack ‘Santa’ Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrton!”
The wild cheers of the Chaotic Evil faction welcome Jack Burton as he enters. Jack is a tough-looking old man with leathery skin, iron boots, and a bright red hat. His wicked grin is lined with sharp teeth. He carries a switchblade scythe that looks too large for him on his back, while he loads and readies his sling for battle.
Psybo communicates telepathically to Jack. “Jack, you will go first unless I am told otherwise.”
“Let’s get ready to rummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmbull!”
Ding Ding! Round 1!