The Shadow
Hero
That's more undiluted horror than anything Lovecraft ever came up with! I lost SAN just reading that!Now I want to see a Hogwarts-style RPG about 40-year-old adults who are, through some bureaucratic nightmare, still stuck in high school together. They can romance other adults and it's not creepy, right?
...Then you realize that this is essentially how life canonically is for D&D 5E elves. They physically mature at the same rate as humans, but they don't get respect from adult elves until they're a century or so old. Imagine being stuck in high school for a century.