D&D 5E Why Good Players do not play Player Characters

[Warmaster Horus]

My group's wizard often polymorphs into a t-rex. Then all my bad guys die horribly.

Not optimal. Wizards aren't proficient with katanas.

 

[Sacrosanct]

My group's wizard often polymorphs into a t-rex. Then all my bad guys die horribly.

Our wizard polymorphs other PCs into T Rexs and lets them kill all the bad guys

 

[JediSoth]

Our wizard polymorphs other PCs into T Rexs and lets them kill all the bad guys

Our warlock is usually too busy using his Figurine of Wonderous Power to summon an elephant (Stampy) on top of the bad guys to be polymorphed.

 

[JediSoth]

Darn double post. Sorry about that.

 

[Ralif Redhammer]

Why play any of these when you could play a Glabagool?

 

[RedSiegfried]

Funny!

And as satire, so, so true in so many ways.

 

[innerdude]

T-Rex's can't be all that, though, when a large-breasted woman wearing tan shorts and a blue tank top can take them down with nothing more than 9mm pistols........

 

[Charles Rampant]

Why play any of these when you could play a Glabagool?

I see Glabagool, I give XP for Glabagool.

 

[cbwjm]

T-Rex's can't be all that, though, when a large-breasted woman wearing tan shorts and a blue tank top can take them down with nothing more than 9mm pistols........

Please, everyone knows the tomb raider character class is way over powered. No DM in their right mind would allow one in their campaign.

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[Motorskills]

I have my character name, which is obviously the most important thing, ahead of concept or mechanics.

But I can't decide between the Lich and the TRex, which both have their pros and cons. BTW Oofta you are a n00btroll!!!1! T Rexes cannot wield a katana since their arms are too short!!!! Fail!!!!

So I want my T Rex to be undead, but my DM (bastard!!!) says no, because he says my filactry doesn't work. Please help me persuade him, I think NaardZar, my LichRex deserves it.