Worst movies ever....

[Goodsport]

Hands down, the worst movie I've ever seen was one from 18 years ago (was 1985 really that long ago? )...

Transylvania 6-5000

I've seen some films that were so bad that they were funny (usually unintentionally) - Transylvania 6-5000 both stunk and wasn't funny at all (and it was meant to be a comedy).


-G

 

[Scarbonac]

Bad movies?

Quick Change: First 15 or so minutes are pretty damn funny, with Bill Murray robbing a bank in a clown costume...then it turns into a festering heap of feces. I was watching it with my wife and our flatmate, and felt the horror crawling over me as the movie progressed. I furtively glanced around me and caught my wife and out friend doing the same thing, with the same pained expression on their faces.

"Do we have to watch this?"

That was all it took. *click*

The first movie that I willingly shut off without watching it all the way through.


Desperate Teenage Lovedolls: Sub-bad "movie" about bad-girl band wannabees who run away and get involved in the sleazy world of the recording industry. One girl gets broken out of the looney bin by the others, and they then kill her mother...who is played by the same actor (moustache and all) who was her male doctor in the bughouse. Said "actor" shrieks incoherently in a Monty Python-esque way while trying to cover his 'stache with one or two fingers (IIRC).


It's s'posed to be all indie and satirical and punk and guerilla film-making and junk like that.


"Wow, guys, thanks for helping me kill my mom."

 

[Skade]

Alright, this falls into the bad movie category, but I love it for all its insanity.

Doom Generation http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0112887/

This was shot badly, written badly, features some barely acceptable actors under the best of circumstances and in general made no sense. There are tons of indie movie cameos, some whacked out situations, and is possibly the most %^%$ed up movie I have ever seen.

 

[Ace]

Humm let me see,



Hudson Hawk, Ack!! A horrendous movie with Bruce Willis! Bad acting, bad story, bad everything.

Well MMV I guess but I liked Hudson Hawk, The D&D movie (it was exactly what I was expecting actually) Antitrust and that movie what was it called, with Sean Connery and Christopher Lambert and those flying platforms, They Came from Planet Zeist or something, heck I even loved Masters of the Universe

The Worst movie I ever watched, without a doubt "Exit to Eden" the turned perfectly (kinky) book into a caper film with Dan Acroyd and Rosie ODonnel

What were they thinking? The only redeming feature in that whole peice of dreck was Dana Delaney in a leather outfit -- yum

 

[Dagger75]

Dana Delaney in a leather outfit -- yum

Add this to any of the movies mentioned and I would watch it

 

[tetsujin28]

Just for the record, I believe that Dead Alive is known as Brain Dead in its native New Zealand. And I want to see it - I've only seen Bad Taste from Jackson's early years. That's pretty classic.

Now to make this post worthwhile, they actually made a stage play out of that film a couple of years ago. Apparently they included the lawnmower scene. The mind boggles. Anybody know if it got overseas? (I doubt it, somehow.)

Meet the Feebles! Meet the Feebles!

 

[tetsujin28]

Add this to any of the movies mentioned and I would watch it

Damn skippy.

 

[tetsujin28]

Well MMV I guess but I liked Hudson Hawk

It's a favourite in the Guilty Pleasures thread.

 

[Dirigible]

Just for the record, I believe that Dead Alive is known as Brain Dead in its native New Zealand. And I want to see it - I've only seen Bad Taste from Jackson's early years. That's pretty classic.

That they changed it's name for overseas release was news to me.

Just like The Irreffutable Truth About Demons.

 

[Krug]

Charlie's Angels 2 hit the bottom of the barrel for me.
So much money, so unwatchable.