Worst movies ever....

[tetsujin28]

Well, yeah. But remember: we also had to endure Rosie O'Donnel in the same outfit *shudder*

 

[MojoGM]

???!?!?!?!?

With Jack Lemmon and Tony Curtis [and Tony Curtis's crackerjack Cary Grant imperssion in the middle??!].

With lines like "You see the way she moves, its like jello on springs" and
"But I'm a man!"
"Nobody's perfect."

Surely you jest.

I have to agree with Mallus.

Every top 10 list of the funniest movies of all time always lists it as #1.

I watched it. Didn't so much as chuckle. It was quite painful actually.

I suppose it is due to a change in times. When it was made I'm sure men in drag was hilarious. All you needed was a guy in a skirt to get a laugh.

Not anymore. You need to actually be funny.

Matter of taste I suppose...

 

[johnsemlak]

no the best scene was her not wearing the outfit while in the pool. yum, yum.

Uh, what movie is that?

 

[reapersaurus]

I thought about including Quick Change here, but repented at the last minute.

It IS hideous, though - from a nice heist in the bank to utter moron-o-thon once they get in the car.

I have probably never detested a character in a movie as much as Dennis Quaid's character in Quick Change.
Probably the worst character ever to be portrayed in a film - drug everything down into the more of "this doesn;t work."

 

[Ancient Pariah]

Thanks for the correction Villano! Perhaps you or someone else can help me remember another late seventies movie. I think it is titled "Message from Space". I tried my google-fu, but my search kata came up with religious messages. "Message... was a schloky mix of sci-fi and fantasy with a opening scene that had a druidic type send a flying acorn for help. I remember it being released directly to the cheap theatres. It was truly terrible. The best parts were what my friends and I contributed as a alternate dialogue.

 

[Caliber]

I am not Villano but a quick look around netted me this http://www.badmovies.org/movies/messagespace/index.html

 

[Krieg]

I suppose it is due to a change in times. When it was made I'm sure men in drag was hilarious. All you needed was a guy in a skirt to get a laugh.

Not anymore. You need to actually be funny.

Strange since there doesn't seem to be anything out there today that is "actually funny".

 

[Villano]

Thanks for the correction Villano! Perhaps you or someone else can help me remember another late seventies movie. I think it is titled "Message from Space". I tried my google-fu, but my search kata came up with religious messages. "Message... was a schloky mix of sci-fi and fantasy with a opening scene that had a druidic type send a flying acorn for help. I remember it being released directly to the cheap theatres. It was truly terrible. The best parts were what my friends and I contributed as a alternate dialogue.

You're welcome.

I love the old, schlocky films like Message From Space, but I can't take Yor. I even had a tape of it once. I eventually sold it. Yor is just bad in a bad way.

 

[Bass Puppet]

ok, here's a couple of Real Bad Movies...

PSYCHO FROM TEXAS (1974/78)

EVIL SPAWN (1987)

Now for a Bad Movie that's worth watching...

The Black Samurai starring Jim Kelly (1977) Classic

 

[tetsujin28]

Yeah, but those movies are enjoyable. Try saying the same thing about At Long Last Love. I tell you, people, you have no idea of the world of pain you must endure.