EzekielRaiden
Follower of the Way
Welcome to 5e! We have plain oatmeal, uncooked firm tofu, white rice congee, milk toast, saltine crackers, and as a brand-new addition to our flavor-packed menu, your choice of La Croix sparkling water.And yet other companies have come up with other ways. All that says is that, like they usually do, WotC has chosen the blandest, safest option.
These items all passed our patented, state-of-the-art DRTB* test for reliability and popularity!
*"DRTB" and "Don't Rock The Boat" are registered trademarks of Hasbro Inc. and/or its wholly-owned subsidiaries. All rights reserved, parent pending. This test is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any design faults. Individual results may vary. Offer not valid in Svalbard and Jan Mayen.