[YB] Meepo vs. Goldeneye - Lady Wei judging

[MeepoTheMighty]

Meanwhile, in distant Lo Xiang, countless bathers relax amidst the heated waters, blissfully ignorant of the cruel fate that they might have suffered had a mighty kobold warrior not chosen to spare them...

Let's just say I didn't want to "dodge" any "crevices," if you know what I mean.

 

[Sabaron]

Short ugly reptilian thing's hand:

1: The east wind punches on top of the volcano while it shouts higher than the body; removes the assailment of the sky!

2: The snake kicks the tower; silences the rolling of the crevice!

3: The snake speaks higher than the forest; blocks the throw of the abomination!

4: The scorpion cuts the cliff; fends off the throw of the venom!

5: The kama sings facing the heavens; shields against the motion of the storm!

Short not-ugly gnome thing's hand:

1: The grasshopper ravages the wastelands; negates the aggression of the star!

2: The chimera assaults the prairie; defends against the thrust of the tides!

3: The snake leaps underneath the orchard; averts the assailment of the spring!

4: The lightning moves next to the ravine; dodges the descent of the spring!

5: The fist speaks in the midst of the bluff; fends off the thrust of the horn!

 

[Darkwolf]

"Yo, short and ugly! You're up!"

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

The scorpion cuts the cliff; fends off the throw of the venom!

Meepo darts at his opponent, trying to dig his claws into Goldeneye's flesh. Summoning the power of the scorpion into his body, the kobold causes his tail to drip with a venomous black ichor. As he sinks his claws into Goldeneye, he lashes out with his tail, trying to wound his foe with his poisonous strike.

 

[Darkwolf]

The fist speaks in the midst of the bluff; fends off the thrust of the horn!

Goldeneye waves his fist in front of the kobold's eyes and tells the kobold, "You do want want to attack me with thrusts. You will stand there. I will hit you with my fist." Goldeneye then proceeds to pound the kobold if he is standing there.

 

[Sabaron]

Lady Wei leans forward, fascinated despite herself with the poisonous kobold's attack.

"It's like watching a python eat a cute little mouse... it's horrid but I just have to watch!"

3 points Meepo, 1 point Goldeneye!

 

[Darkwolf]

The grasshopper ravages the wastelands; negates the aggression of the star!

Goldeneye, enraged that this battle isn't going his way, charges forth to lay waste to the kobold!



edited to add this: I'll be at my parent's house this weekend(which starts tonight as I have Friday off from work). I'll post when I can.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

The kama sings facing the heavens; shields against the motion of the storm!

Meepo turns his eyes to the heavens and calls on the power of the gods. A shimmering blade of golden energy appears in his hands, humming with divine might. The kobold uses his kama to block Goldeneye's assault, and then swings the blade towards his foe's neck.

 

[Sabaron]

"I... I didn't know kobolds could sing so prettily..."

Point Meepo! 4 points Meepo, 1 point Goldeneye.

 

[MeepoTheMighty]

The snake speaks higher than the forest; blocks the throw of the abomination!

Figuring that a snake speaking is slightly more credible than a snake kicking, Meepo hisses as he launches towards Goldeneye. He blocks Goldeneye's attempt to throw him, and then darts between his thick, tree-like legs, launching a ferocious attack against his opponent's back.