D&D 5E You know you’re playing D&D when/if…..

rgoodbb

Adventurer
You know you’re playing D&D when/if…..

…your cat flicks your Nat 20 into a 3 before the DM sees it, and then looks all innocent having a wash.

…everyone’s drunk before you have even started.

that player’s PC burns down at least one building in town.

…there’s a race to see who can loot the body first.

…after making a plan for the last hour, the 1st level PC’s charge the big f$*%ing dragon.

…everyone has a smile on their face.


Any more?
 

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Vaalingrade

Legend
... if the answer to 'you and what army' is 'heh... army? I've got like five guys; why would I need an army?'

... if the stupid joke item you asked for six months ago just kerploded the whole dramatic encounter.

... if you've been arguing for an hour over the stats of using your friend as an improvised weapon.

... You've killed a dragon with a dungeon -- or vis versa.
 

Lanefan

Victoria Rules
You know you’re playing D&D when/if…..

…your cat flicks your Nat 20 into a 3 before the DM sees it, and then looks all innocent having a wash.

…everyone’s drunk before you have even started.

that player’s PC burns down at least one building in town.

…there’s a race to see who can loot the body first.

…after making a plan for the last hour, the 1st level PC’s charge the big f$*%ing dragon.

…everyone has a smile on their face.


Any more?
Other than the cat one (though I have seen a cat pick up a rolled d20 and run off with it), I've seen every one of these many, many times.

And all of those times were good times. :)
 


aco175

Legend
When someone tells one of these.
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