Kill, Make Whoopie With, or Marry? 2e. 3.x, and 4e
- Thread starter joethelawyer
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Kill 4e.
Marry 3.x
Make Whoopie with 2e.
Best thread of 2009!
well then feel free to throw me some xp. tired of being a goblin sharpshooter.
blargney the second
blargney the minute's son
Recall good times with 1e and 3.0 fondly, but never doing them again.
Boink 3.5 and her sister 4e simultaneously.
-blarg
Boink 3.5 and her sister 4e simultaneously.
-blarg
Festivus
First Post
I have been dating 4E for several months. I am not quite ready for the big step of marriage but I am close. I certainly have made whoopie with it.
3.5 is my current wife. I am leaving her for greener pastures. She has left me longing for whoopie that I am just not getting. Her sister Pathfinder is a real hottie however, I plan on dating her as soon as she is of age. She is the only reason I have not proposed to 4E yet.
1E/2E is my grandmother, I play cribbage with her every so often but that's about as far as it goes. I have no thoughts of hopping in the sack with her.
3.5 is my current wife. I am leaving her for greener pastures. She has left me longing for whoopie that I am just not getting. Her sister Pathfinder is a real hottie however, I plan on dating her as soon as she is of age. She is the only reason I have not proposed to 4E yet.
1E/2E is my grandmother, I play cribbage with her every so often but that's about as far as it goes. I have no thoughts of hopping in the sack with her.
Remathilis
Legend
A more serious reply to my MFK answer before.
Rules Cyclopedia: Childhood sweetheart. You pine over what you had, but calling her up would be awkward and probably ruin the memory with a hearty dose of reality.
AD&D 1e: The girl you never met, then heard some nasty rumors about. Others recall her fondly, you wonder what the big deal was.
AD&D 2e: The Prom Date. You had some good times and some rough times. You still visit and you're still friends, but you're sure nothing good could come of banging her senseless.
D&D 3e/3.5: Your main girl. She's been with you all along, but the relationship gets complected. She gets demanding. She's difficult to predict. However, you've done so much together its almost too comfortable to let go, and you really do love her when its all said and done.
D&D 4e: The girl who seems to be a lot of fun and kinda a free spirit; adventuresome and fresh. You're attracted to her vitality and spontaneity, but after a while, find she's not as deep as your last girl and you wonder if its really worth getting attached.
M: 3e. F: 4e (maybe a drunk one-nighter with 2e) K: 1e. Fantasize about: RC.
Rules Cyclopedia: Childhood sweetheart. You pine over what you had, but calling her up would be awkward and probably ruin the memory with a hearty dose of reality.
AD&D 1e: The girl you never met, then heard some nasty rumors about. Others recall her fondly, you wonder what the big deal was.
AD&D 2e: The Prom Date. You had some good times and some rough times. You still visit and you're still friends, but you're sure nothing good could come of banging her senseless.
D&D 3e/3.5: Your main girl. She's been with you all along, but the relationship gets complected. She gets demanding. She's difficult to predict. However, you've done so much together its almost too comfortable to let go, and you really do love her when its all said and done.
D&D 4e: The girl who seems to be a lot of fun and kinda a free spirit; adventuresome and fresh. You're attracted to her vitality and spontaneity, but after a while, find she's not as deep as your last girl and you wonder if its really worth getting attached.
M: 3e. F: 4e (maybe a drunk one-nighter with 2e) K: 1e. Fantasize about: RC.
CleverNickName
Limit Break Dancing (He/They)
Kill 4E. She doesn't care about my needs at all...sometimes, I get the feeling she only wants me for my wallet.
Marry 3.5 because she is still the sexiest woman in town, even after all these years. And also because she is cool with the occasional 3-way with Pathfinder, whenever you get the itch.
Have lots of sailor-on-leave fun with 2E, BECM, RC, and the older games, but don't get too attached. Sure, those old flames burn hot on a one-night stand or summertime fling...but soon enough, you will remember all of those reasons why you moved on.
Marry 3.5 because she is still the sexiest woman in town, even after all these years. And also because she is cool with the occasional 3-way with Pathfinder, whenever you get the itch.
Have lots of sailor-on-leave fun with 2E, BECM, RC, and the older games, but don't get too attached. Sure, those old flames burn hot on a one-night stand or summertime fling...but soon enough, you will remember all of those reasons why you moved on.
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