Kill, Make Whoopie With, or Marry? 2e. 3.x, and 4e

[Angel Tarragon]

Kill 4e.

Marry 3.x

Make Whoopie with 2e.

Me too.

 

[M.L. Martin]

Take the skeletal structure of SWSE, ingraft a new heart grown from the tissue of the RC and 2E, and use the brains of all three to create the Perfect D&D Bride!

I'm a Ravenloft fan. It's what we do.

 

[Relique du Madde]

I'll savagely beat 4e drag it's body to my car, stuff it in my trunk then drive to the desert where I would violate her some more before smashing in her skull with my 3e book collection then bury her in a shallow grave next to 2e. Then I will drive off and have dinner with M&M 2e and date True20 behind M&M2e's back.

Does that answer your question?

 

[Keefe the Thief]

So, now we represent edition wars through little murder stories? And of course, RPGs are like women, and there are only three things you can do to those, eh? And i thought i´d seen it all.

 

[Dragonhelm]

Or (get this)....

Be friends with all three. You don't have to pick favorites. Just hang out with them at different times and for different reasons.

 

[Relique du Madde]

Or (get this)....

Be friends with all three. You don't have to pick favorites. Just hang out with them at different times and for different reasons.

 

[Angel Tarragon]

Or (get this)....

Be friends with all three. You don't have to pick favorites. Just hang out with them at different times and for different reasons.

Please tell me you're joking.

 

[Harr]

Or (get this)....

Be friends with all three. You don't have to pick favorites. Just hang out with them at different times and for different reasons.

Ouch. That brought back some bad memories of those 'awkward' years... it's a good thing we get over those.

 

[The Shaman]

Nuke all 3 from orbit.

Its the only way to be sure.

He can't make that decision! He's just a GRUNT!

No offense.



(And I agree, btw.)

 

[I'm A Banana]

Guys...it's a game.

I'm not looking for a commitment. I'm not that old. I'm not looking for just a fling. I'm not that young. I'm just looking for some fun times together. Nothing too serious, but I don't want to waste my time with you, either.

...and I'm fundamentally disturbed by a system where the only option for something you would neither boink nor wed is to murder them....

That's all I ever want out of my games.

Man, the existence of this thread kind of weirds me out.