Csi: ???

Oh yeah- the Count would be awesome for tracking down casings!

"ONE 9mm shell casing, TWO 9mm shell casings, THREE 9mm shell casings, ah, ah, ah, ahhhhh!"
 

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That would rock.

Big Bird would be in charge.

Oscar would be the guy who is the trash reconstructor & forensic entomologist.

Grover would be the fingerprint guy.

Cookie Monster would tell us all about diet & stomach contents. ("Mmmmm...it's not a COOKie!")

Mr. Snufflupagus would be the computer tech guy...who is never in his office.

Bert would be the serologist & Ernie (along with his rubber duckie) would be the S&R diver.
Someone need to turn this idea into a web comic.
 



CSI: Detroit

Any rap song that involves beating women, selling drugs, running from the cops.

Oh wait, thats all of them.

1) The theme song is supposed to be by The Who, in keeping with the other CSI shows.

2) KRS-1, DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince, Heiroglyphics, Common, De La Soul, Digable Planets, Arrested Development, The Sugar Hill Gang, Q-Tip, Missy Elliott, Busta Rhymes, Kool Keith, The Beastie Boys, Mos Def, Nas, Queen Latifa, Del Tha Funkee Homosapien, Salt & Pepa, Run DMC, L.L. Cool J, MC Lyte, A Tribe Called Quest, Ultramagnetic MCs, 3rd Bass, Young MC, Dream Warriors, Fat Boys, Stetsasonic, Biz Markee, Malcom McLaren and many, many others would like to have a word with you in the alley over behind ENWorld...
 

CSI: Detroit

Any rap song that involves beating women, selling drugs, running from the cops.

Oh wait, thats all of them.

That's like saying every country song is about beer, pickup trucks, and cheating...which isn't true either.:erm:

Not to mention that musically, Detroit isn't specifically linked with Rap music in any significant way, or has never been singled out as a mecca for it. If Detroit was linked to a specific type of music, it would most obviously be the R&B and Soul of Motown - just as Blues is linked to Memphis and New Orleans (and a bit with Chicago), Country to Nashville, Punk Rock to New York and London, and Hair Bands/Glam Metal to Los Angeles. Hell, even if you didn't link Detroit with Motown, it would still be more reasonable to link Detroit with Madonna, Bob Seger, Ted Nugent (the "Motor City Madman"!), or even DeBarge (actually from Grand Rapids, but recorded on the Motown label) or KISS (though not from Detroit, KISS's "Detroit Rock City" would make a good theme). Rap music is prevalent in every geographic area and has become a significant influence in a large amount of popular music across multiple genres (even country!) - but if it was linked to any specific cities, it would be more appropriate for the Bronx and Queens in the East, and Compton in the West. Not to say that there haven't been any successful Rap acts from Detroit (there are), it's just that Detroit isn't any more known for Rap than any other American metropolitan city. The only real mainstream acts from Detroit are Eminem, and the Rap influenced Country-Rock of Kid Rock - with only Eminem being (mostly) straight Rap.

Makes me wonder what your thought-process/motivation was in linking Detroit to Rap music...?:hmm:


Anyways...back on topic:

I can't think of a single Who song that would work for Detroit. I can think of plenty of songs by other artists - the aforementioned "Detroit Rock City", Ted Nugents "Stranglehold", or an outside the box choice - "Hot Rod Lincoln" by lot's of different artists (though the one I remember the most is Commander Cody and His Lost Planet Airmen) - but a Who song...that's a hard one!

But, in the vein of this thread, even Who Are You doesn't work perfectly for the original CSI (other than the reference of the phrase "Who Are You?" with trying to find "Who" the weeks killer(s) is...). To get the character of Las Vegas, You Better You Bet actually works better.:)
 
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