The "I Didn't Comment in Another Thread" Thread

[RealAlHazred]

Looking through old Unearthed Arcana playtest documents be like

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... And then they go and add Calzones and Strombolis, which are not pizzas...

 

[Gradine]

Unironically calzones > pizza

 

[CleverNickName]

... And then they go and add Calzones and Strombolis, which are not pizzas...

Man, we left "real pizza" (and god) behind long before we got to stromboli.

 

[payn]

Man, we left "real pizza" (and god) behind long before we got to stromboli.

As long as we dont get to the Pazone.

 

[RealAlHazred]

Unironically calzones > pizza

I mean, when I'm in the mood for a Calzone, a pizza slice won't satisfy.

Also, I'll eat enough calories in one sitting to last a normal human for two days...

 

[CleverNickName]

Unironically calzones > pizza

I agree! (Especially with the part where you don't use an equal sign, because calzones are not pizza.)

Here's how I'd rank the foods on that poster:
Calzone > Pizza >> the Illinois Casserole > Stromboli > Scottish deep-fried Hot Pocket^TM >> a sad stack of tortillas > waffle cone full of marinara > actual garbage > warm sushi

 

[eyeheartawk]

Please, won't somebody think of the bigoted publishers children

 

[Snarf Zagyg]

Man, we left "real pizza" (and god) behind long before we got to stromboli.

A bagel bite is neither pizza, nor bagel, but the inarguable proof that God is both dead and hates you.
-Nietzsche, probably.

 

[eyeheartawk]

You're forgetting the part where, yes we did stray from God's light, but in return we got to have pizza anytime.

 

[prabe]

A bagel bite is neither pizza, nor bagel, but the inarguable proof that God is both dead and hates you.
-Nietzsche, probably.

Seems legit.