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The Germans have a word for it. "Meinungsverschiedenheitenmüde."

The Germans have a word for it. "Meinungsverschiedenheitenmüde."
Basically "tired of arguing", I think.
The Germans have a word for it. "Meinungsverschiedenheitenmüde."
I'm worried about some of y'all's blood pressure.
Remember, you are under no obligation to buy another edition of D&D. You can keep playing 5th Edition if you want, for as long as you want. Writers can keep writing new material for it, and publishers can keep publishing stuff for it. None if it is going anywhere.
That said: dumping on Wizards of the Coast isn't going to suddenly inspire anyone to drop 5E and play (insert name here) instead. "At Least It's Not D&D!TM" isn't the marketing hat-trick you think it is.
You should let people enjoy the things they enjoy. They're gonna do it anyway, with or without you. Relax your eyebrows, unclench your jaw, and go have a mug of hot cocoa. It's gonna be fine.
1 teaspoon salt - interestingSpeaking of hot cocoa...
CleverCocoa
2-1/2 cups powdered milk (or soy milk powder, if you don't do dairy)
2 cups granulated sugar
1 cup cocoa powder
1 tablespoon instant coffee granules (regular or decaf, either is fine)
2 teaspoons cornstarch
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla bean powder (optional but recommended)
Combine all ingredients, and store in an airtight container along with a spare 1/4-cup measuring scoop. It keeps for months. You can halve, or double, even quadruple the recipe.
Whenever you want a mug of cocoa, just boil some water in your favorite saucepan. Stir in 1/4 cup of this mixture for every cup of water, boil gently for a few minutes, then pour into mugs. Add a couple of marshmallows or whatever*, and serve.
*I recommend a splash of Frangelico, but to each their own
Chocolate loves salt. Let me know what you think.1 teaspoon salt - interesting
Need to try it