Wofano Wotanto
Hero
Heat it up and you have alphabet soup.Poorly-bound texts will fall apart into puddles of letters.

Do they even still make that any more? Haven't seen it in years but our local grocery store is tiny and has a terrible selection so I never know when something's quietly gone out of production forever...
That one seems to be mostly used by gangster/tough-guy stereotypes in media these days.You forgot Youse.