I know it's a fan-name. Jordan brought it on himself by not coming up with a reasonable sounding name for the setting in the first place. Randlands...
But also really good, serious names. Like Boaty McBoatface.
Not really. This can of Raid is the mundane version of what you want.
Throw in some magic, rename it SMITE, and it should work as promised. 
Hag descendant. Pretty awesome, only existed in Unearthed Arcana like all awesome things this edition.
Which is great...if you're the DM.
Oh, come now, that's not true at all.
