Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

Thomas Shey · May 6, 2025

trappedslider said:
About the low cal option Historical Diet plates

You can certainly find lower calorie meals now--though I suspect if the restaurants were willing to use lower fat-ratio ground beef, low fat cottage cheese, and peaches in light sauce that one still wouldn't be terrible compared to most of the menu.

DrunkonDuty · May 6, 2025

That menu had a jelly omelette.

Warpiglet-7 · May 6, 2025

Getting real weird in the world and those threads. Real weird.

Ruin Explorer · May 6, 2025

Errrr I don't think anyone wants commercial anti-static spray in their coffee, Google AI, but thank you for the "information".

Commercial anti-static sprays aren't any more toxic than shampoo - which you also shouldn't drink! - for the most part, but they'd still make the coffee disgusting and possibly make you feel pretty unwell. I note no-one actually gives this advice - the link took me to a site which said nothing of the sort and wasn't about coffee.

RealAlHazred · May 6, 2025

Ruin Explorer said:
Commercial anti-static sprays aren't any more toxic than shampoo - which you also shouldn't drink! - for the most part, but they'd still make the coffee disgusting and possibly make you feel pretty unwell.

Agreed. If you want the grinder to work better you should do what I do: I have an industrial-strength room-sized vacuum chamber to remove friction due to air molecules. It produces the finest ground coffee. Only REAL coffee connoisseurs do it correctly!

Willie the Duck · May 6, 2025

RealAlHazred said:
Agreed. If you want the grinder to work better you should do what I do: I have an industrial-strength room-sized vacuum chamber to remove friction due to air molecules. It produces the finest ground coffee. Only REAL coffee connoisseurs do it correctly!

Amateur. I drink exclusively Kopi Luwak coffee, and have trained my band* of Asian palm civets to use tiny Nesmuk Jahrhundert Messer Damascus knives to hand-(well, paw-)chop the coffee beans after they are done digesting them.
*side thought -- Asian palm civets are often referred to as 'civet cats.' If you call them such, does their collective noun change from 'band' to 'clowder?'

RealAlHazred · May 6, 2025

Willie the Duck said:
*side thought -- Asian palm civets are often referred to as 'civet cats.' If you call them such, does their collective noun change from 'band' to 'clowder?'

Mmmm... New England clam clowder...

Guest 85555 · May 6, 2025

RealAlHazred said:
Agreed. If you want the grinder to work better you should do what I do: I have an industrial-strength room-sized vacuum chamber to remove friction due to air molecules. It produces the finest ground coffee. Only REAL coffee connoisseurs do it correctly!

I am getting so tired of having to utter to my server "do you even have an industrial room sized vacuum chamber?" It is like coffee shops don't even care anymore

prabe · May 6, 2025

Unrelated to the above: Ignorance is no defense, you know.

Old Fezziwig · May 6, 2025

prabe said:
Unrelated to the above: Ignorance is no defense, you know.

I'm sorry, I wasn't aware.

Pineapple Express: Someone Is Wrong on the Internet?

Thomas Shey

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DrunkonDuty

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Warpiglet-7

Lord of the depths

Ruin Explorer

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RealAlHazred

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Willie the Duck

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RealAlHazred

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Guest 85555

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prabe

Tension, apprension, and dissension have begun

Old Fezziwig

Thanks for the sour persimmons, cousin.

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