1001 worst character types

[diaglo]

One-man-party, anti-social ninja types who dress in black, sneak around, look at their fellow party members through slitted eyes, and then flip out and kill everyone.

taking power attack for their lvl 15 feat so they can CdG the cleric in the party when they are on guard duty.

 

[howandwhy99]

taking power attack for their lvl 15 feat so they can CdG the cleric in the party when they are on guard duty.

Why the poor feat choice?

1002: A rock with natural invisibility (a la the invisible stalker)

 

[GlassJaw]

Any character that has an abundance of tattoos or scars.

 

[diaglo]

Why the poor feat choice?

the DM nerfed my cheese.

i was gonna take Craven. but it was so Broken it made Vow of Poverty almost balanced.

 

[Odhanan]

!@#$ing El Disgusto Uber Ninja in any game other than Ninja Burger.

Oh... my god. Never read that one.

For the thread, I'd say any character who has no flaws.

 

[Warrior Poet]

One-man-party, anti-social ninja types who dress in black, sneak around, look at their fellow party members through slitted eyes, and then flip out and kill everyone.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/39001

Warrior Poet

 

[kenobi65]

Neither is Krusk, greataxe-loving barbarian--take away his cleavage and he will cry

Ahhh, yes...the "Great Cleavage" feat....

 

[jdrakeh]

Oh... my god. Never read that one.

For the thread, I'd say any character who has no flaws.

Back track and read all of Al's gaming stories (the RPGnet rant series). If you've ever had problem players in your group/s, you can read Al's stories and walk away feeling blessed

 

[Darth K'Trava]

The paladin who's only aspiration is to fall from grace in the most violent manner evar.

Any character who's "armor" is a chainmail bikini. "I don't care! It's still Armor Class 10!"

Super munchkin NPCs who are sent in to save the party every time, forcing the party to not be able to do anything because Super Munchkin NPC does it ALL!

 

[The Druid Merlin]

Everything that I typed happened in a campaign. The same one.